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thecasablancalily:

the-goddamazon:

pinkcookiedimples:

so-humorous:

dick too bomb

Or
"MUHFUCKA HIT IT HARDER!"
"I’M TRYIN MAH SHIT SMALL DON’T JUDGE ME!"
"MUHFUCKA YOU LAAAAAMEEEE"
"LEAVE ME ALONE DAMN I TOLD YOU FROM THE GET GO I WASN’T PACKIN AND YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME FOR MY PERSONALITY FUCK OUTTA HERE"

*clears throat*
What this doesn’t show you is the struggle male cats go through to get laid. See, when cats are ready to mate, the male cat has to get the female cat in the mood, so to speak. He’ll often times nuzzle, lick, and cajole. Eventually she’ll sit still enough so he can bite her on the scruff of her neck to hold her still. The reason for this is because a male cat’s penis has little barbs on it so it can stay in and assure that the seed is planted.
The female cat does not like the barbs and so the male cat has roughly 20 seconds to do his business or suffer the wrath of the female. After the business is concluded, the female cat proceeds to roll around and attempt to clean herself, as if to wash the filth of the male cat from her.
Also, cats will mate more than 8 times a day just to be sure.
So no, the dick was not too bomb. This was literally her equivalent of going “Ew. Gross.”


Omg the captions!!! I just laughed my ass off and had a NatGeo lessons all in 5 seconds

thecasablancalily:

the-goddamazon:

pinkcookiedimples:

so-humorous:

dick too bomb

Or

"MUHFUCKA HIT IT HARDER!"

"I’M TRYIN MAH SHIT SMALL DON’T JUDGE ME!"

"MUHFUCKA YOU LAAAAAMEEEE"

"LEAVE ME ALONE DAMN I TOLD YOU FROM THE GET GO I WASN’T PACKIN AND YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME FOR MY PERSONALITY FUCK OUTTA HERE"

*clears throat*

What this doesn’t show you is the struggle male cats go through to get laid. See, when cats are ready to mate, the male cat has to get the female cat in the mood, so to speak. He’ll often times nuzzle, lick, and cajole. Eventually she’ll sit still enough so he can bite her on the scruff of her neck to hold her still. The reason for this is because a male cat’s penis has little barbs on it so it can stay in and assure that the seed is planted.

The female cat does not like the barbs and so the male cat has roughly 20 seconds to do his business or suffer the wrath of the female. After the business is concluded, the female cat proceeds to roll around and attempt to clean herself, as if to wash the filth of the male cat from her.

Also, cats will mate more than 8 times a day just to be sure.

So no, the dick was not too bomb. This was literally her equivalent of going “Ew. Gross.”

Omg the captions!!! I just laughed my ass off and had a NatGeo lessons all in 5 seconds

Reblogged from jessehimself  572,855 notes

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.
I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.

I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools.